ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

bitch ass nigganess

When yousa bitch, and it prevents you from doing things you would like to do.

You want to ask jamie for her number, but your bitch ass nigganess will not let you.

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

Ass negative

At the end of any online competitive game mode where you or any player goes negative in K/D and loses the game mode.

That recon player went ass negative with his 1-7 K/D.
No wonder we lost, half the team went ass negative and didn't even PTO.
Lost all my subs cause I'm always ass negative on my COD stream.
We dont accept ass negative players in our clan, by a scrub.

by Ghost Proxy December 6, 2018

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Ass

Selma High School, Selma California

"hey, this school is ass"
"What school?"
"Selma High School"

by Vjvk n🍃🥣 September 20, 2021

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

ass smoker

A person who smokes ass

Damnnnn I just met the biggest ass smoker

by Animeistradh December 23, 2017