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Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 19, 2022
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Ass Appreciation Day

Ass Appreciation Day is 7/22. It’s the day we’re you it is ok and in couraged to compliment and appreciate asses.
Babe you know I really appreciate you ass and all the happiness it brings be. I just thought I’d mention it because it’s Ass Appreciation Day.
by Lamborghini.18 July 22, 2019
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Ass fam

A family of shit-filled ass wipes who reuse bath water and have orgys with grandmas
Look at that ass fam, they live in such a dump!
by PutnamShice12 October 15, 2021
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Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others
Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
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porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.
"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"
by Old Bae November 28, 2017
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asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.
"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"
by Carbine1 February 25, 2012
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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