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dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest
i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth
by joseph jesus October 30, 2021
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.
Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs
by Masterpatty September 21, 2025
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Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
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Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.

The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.

Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency

DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3

Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan
After Brian To'o scored in the corner, did you see Jarome Luai run over and jump so high that there was definite Dick On Shoulder (DOS)
by RummmLord September 24, 2023
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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