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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
mugGet the I'm so fucking boredmug.

fuck

1. That fucking guy has the nerve to suck his homies dick and not say "no homo" afterwards?

2. Thank you so fucking much man, my girlfriend broke up with me, and you decided to give her a letter full of anthrax! Nice!
3. I'm just so fucking sad right now. My brother came downstairs this morning with wires hanging from his headphones. I had to disown him.
by TardGuard January 29, 2019
mugGet the fuckmug.

Fuck off we're full!

Australian way of saying to foreigners to fuck off back to their own country cos we don't need any more migrants to support.
Fuck off we're full!! Go back to your own country you fucking Ching-chong. Don;t need you out here nipping our nuggets.
by kam75xx February 19, 2024
mugGet the Fuck off we're full!mug.

National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023
mugGet the National Fucking Daymug.

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Quadle-Fucked

To be fucked beyond all reasonable belief.
A 4x fuckening.
Totaled my car. Straight quadle-fucked it.
by Jdhumpf1 August 16, 2024
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