Goofy Ass MF

Someone who makes random noises and posts random ass pics and gifs and is overall, a fucking goofy ass mf

"I like balls"
"Bro you're such a goofy ass mf"

by thefartman2912 September 24, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

Holdin Ass

Staying in your lane and securing a bag. Specific to being a Degen

Krock Holdin Ass in Walmart

by ChiefGroceryHead April 26, 2024

Shredded pussy ass

When you too many children and your uterus falls out and you can only use ass after that.

Damn, that girls shredded pussy ass gave out on doing.me.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

Ass Mane

The tuft of hair rising from a persons ass crack to their lower back region.

While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.

Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.

by Whisker Country July 20, 2021

ass-cheese

a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020