ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Slim ass

Slim short and thick with a ass

Ay slim she a slim ass

by Yofavfr March 27, 2023

russ ass week

A week that is so hard and challenging that just about any human could ever endure with their own strength.

I have had a Russ ass week at work becoming the leader in my department.

by Reelz Tru June 30, 2023

Ass-mongler

A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)

eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!

by dank sewage November 28, 2003