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Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.
I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.
by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020
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Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.
by Unknown997 March 1, 2024
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Substantial dick energy

Like big dick energy, but with more girth. Pleasing from the full circumstance.
That guy has substantial dick energy- I can see it from the way he walks.
by Kg1991 January 1, 2022
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Dick

In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.
Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.

Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?
by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019
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Dick

A large mushroom that hangs off a males body. Grows when sucked.
by Heroine 101 January 3, 2019
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Dick hugger

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy
Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip
by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023
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rockin big dick

When someone is in the act of boasting about an accomplishment or a possession. Examples would be a new expensive car, or the amount of money they make.

A highkey flex of something.
He pulled out $100,000 for no reason. He’s rockin big dick.
by Bruh 23232323 July 9, 2019
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