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These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.
These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.
by whimsytea January 31, 2025
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Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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Bub Day

A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!
Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!
by Marco and Leah! June 9, 2021
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National Send Nudes Day

EVERYDAY IS SEND NUDES DAY
Screenshot this and send it to a hottie 🥵for free nudes😈😈
by posieron January 25, 2022
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Do A G.I Day

March 5 is national Do A G.I day
Guy one: Dude, did you hear what today is?
Guy two: No, what is it?
Guy one: Its the day after Hug A G.I Day, so it's do a G.I day
by LElizabeth March 4, 2015
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Suck A Dick Day

It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”
by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023
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