Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 06, 2024

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 29, 2017

peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel February 02, 2016

Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 28, 2022

Dick boofin

When one takes a dick in the anus

Gary and Stan went to go dick boofin

by Asieface October 08, 2020

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 01, 2017

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022