Ignore madison day

July 14th is the day WE ALL ignore madison. If your friends with a madison. IGNORE her. :)

“Madison is texting let’s just ignore her” You’re just ignoring the girl. Hence why it’s called ignore madison day🧐

by Tummytickler27639 July 14, 2025

National beat up Teruteru day

You beat up Teruteru today on the eleventh of november

“Hey Tenko what day is it?l
“It’s National beat up Teruteru day obviously!!”

by Genobeano55 November 11, 2022

National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day

"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."

by gob fan. December 20, 2022

Virginia day

Slap him or her in there face the person who day it is

Ima smack them on virginia day

by Thebossbabyincharge May 8, 2022

National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021