sugar poop

When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.

Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.

by cnobes December 28, 2017

Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.

Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.

by ChrissyMo September 7, 2016

poop dictator

Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping

Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday

by Jblaze17 February 24, 2014

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Poop and Pull

To jerk off while taking a shit.

The kids were downstairs and I had to take a shit, this a good time for a poop and pull.

by Canacius June 10, 2015

Fun Poop

The gay and fabulous equivalent of when black people say "da shit"

Madonna is totes the fun poop!

by Fairyfella February 24, 2012

poop thighs

When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.

I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.

by dr.goodcar November 18, 2015