Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

I and my friends went moon gooning mom.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.

My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018

trip to the moon

one of the original movies to ever be made. its a broing movie due to it being utterly scilent and with no title cards so we know whats going on.
the best i can describe the plot is: scientist wizzards build a bullet, get in the bullet, fire themselves to the moon, fight space crab lizards, get back in the bullet, and fall back to earth, all while they survive the vacuum of space.

"hey, do you want to watch trip to the moon?"
"nah, its so slow.

by doc of derp March 9, 2020