One Direction

One Direction is the Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers!!!

Person: Who even is One Direction

Direction: They are the biggest band on the planet (say this in a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

Superglue that one

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022

one by metallica

one of the best songs ever, get it lol

person 1: what is that!?!?
person 2: metallica. why?
person 1: well i dont know anything about that
person 2: THEN LISTEN!!! its one by metallica.

by random definer lol February 13, 2021

one direction

the actual best living thing on this earth.

one direction is the actual best living thing on this earth

by repanzul June 26, 2021

Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One for Bob

Adjective for an obese women, commonly from Scotland and smells like first price vodka

Look there's one for Bob. There is Bobs lass hide your haggis roll.

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021