Go take a shower

On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.

-julie-

"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"

by Julie G. February 26, 2008

Take out the trash

To masturbate into a trash can, usually outdoors.

I'll come over after I take out the trash.

by Doctorwubwub November 16, 2011

take her to paris

To Eiffel tower a girl.

This chick is smoking hot. Lets get her drunk and take her to paris 2nite!

by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

take one for the team

This is the female version of take one for the team...

when a group of girls all aim to have sex with a group of hot guys

Becca are you taking one for the team?
Oh ayeee Robyn im going to take one for the team!!

by sexxxxxyy123 August 03, 2009

Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005

taking care of buisness

the process of smoking marijuana until one becomes stoned.

Me and billy just got off a long hard day at the office, so we began taking care of buisness and forgot all about the day.

by thaxtonian July 31, 2005

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 21, 2008