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goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
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Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family
I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina
by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021
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Mother me

A woman who wants to become pregnant or adopt to love and nourish a child.
My uterus is screaming, mother me please !
by T.I.D August 19, 2019
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Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
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