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Bowling klot

A ranking system going from 15 to -5. Used for describing how big/fat some one is or isn’t.

USUALLY USED IN SWEDEN.
-That dude is 5 or 6, bowling klot.
by Halula December 8, 2017
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The Bowling Ball

When someone puts their thumb in another person's anus and other two fingers in or on their genitals.
He broke up the fight by giving the attacker the bowling ball.
by Stepong May 7, 2022
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southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.
by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022
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Miracle Bowl

When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.
Guy 1: "Yo, dude, you wanna smoke a miracle bowl?"
Guy 2: "Let's keef our lungs."
by CGering July 7, 2020
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Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
by The Black Russian December 14, 2018
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Crimson Dog Bowl

The act of giving oral sex to a woman who is bleeding from her period. Typically a messy act, such as when a dog laps from a bowl.
He lapped from the crimson dog bowl last night while at the party.
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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Bowling Ball

When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014
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