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lily and noah

Two people who have a secret relationship that they can’t tell their parents about but they can tell their friends about
Person 1:Did you hear Manuel and Leila’s relationship

Person 2:It’s a total Lily and Noah like relationship

Person 1:Yea they can’t tell their parents or they’ll be totally busted
by DAT boi554321 December 1, 2018
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dirty noah

A person who is retarded in bed and doesn't know what he's doing half the time
You're such a dirty Noah I'm done with you
by Soccer king771 June 27, 2017
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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
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Joakim Noah

The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!
by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009
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Joakim Noah

the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.
by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011
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Dirty Noah

When 2 men stick razor blades into each others pee holes and cut the insides until both are bleeding and cumming
Noah and Alex did a dirty Noah.
by Dan dickinson November 28, 2020
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Marilia and Noah

Greatest couple ever. They have great chemistry and a extremely good sexual life. Marilia is a bit of a freak in bed. Noah knows how to handle her. They are most likely to get married. Most likely they will be on-off but it will change as they mature more. Marilia and Noah are a great two.
They are such a great couple!
-they are such a Marilia and Noah!
by platristic April 5, 2013
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