French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

French Wheelbarrow

When a man ejaculates on hardwood floor and is put into the wheelbarrow position by his partner. With tongue on the floor and slurps it up.

Man 1: Hey did you try out the French wheelbarrow with your girl yet?

by Pun Papi June 13, 2025

French club

"French club" refers to a community of French-speaking people, whether it is or is not their native language.

"I recently joined our school's French Club, where I found new friends I can speak to!"

by kuchechka September 9, 2025

french entrance

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

french domino

when urinates on another, causes that second person to also urinate

Hey Karl, my bed was drenched this morning, did we french domino last night?

by doubledesa January 13, 2019