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humans

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows
by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021
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human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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Human Fro

When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.
Did you see corey eat his moms pubs in that human fro?
by Hello... love... 15 May 6, 2011
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human cruelty

To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting
Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.
by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024
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human or not

the humanornot.ai website, an online game in which you chat with an ai bot or an actual human person and you have 2 minutes to guess, is it a robot or a person?
- yo you know that human or not website?
- yeaaahh it's so cool
by stysan May 13, 2023
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human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.
We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.
by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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