Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019
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Get the Dylan-Guargalinimug. Dylan c is…controversial. He’s a really talented footballer (and I mean REALLY talented) and also pretty smart too. He’s so loyal and able to show emotion in ways most lads aren’t able to. He’s open, and gets hurt easily, he also has a lot of horrid stuff he’s had to put up with in life. However, being easily hurt can lead to him always having an issue and his dark past can lead to awkward situations.
Idk if u can tell but he’s my ex. Lol.
I broke up with him bc of a fake rumour that he asked his ex back out. He cried and said he still wanted to love me till the day I die (bless him).
I don’t have any regrets. Life moves on. But, when you’re gonna hurt a boy like dylan c, think abt if you really should or not. And also, address how you handle the situation so he’s let down easy.
Sometimes I miss him. But I’m not in a position to ask anything or say anything anymore.
If you find this boy, THIS SPECIFIC boy.
Hold onto him. He’s a gem
Idk if u can tell but he’s my ex. Lol.
I broke up with him bc of a fake rumour that he asked his ex back out. He cried and said he still wanted to love me till the day I die (bless him).
I don’t have any regrets. Life moves on. But, when you’re gonna hurt a boy like dylan c, think abt if you really should or not. And also, address how you handle the situation so he’s let down easy.
Sometimes I miss him. But I’m not in a position to ask anything or say anything anymore.
If you find this boy, THIS SPECIFIC boy.
Hold onto him. He’s a gem
Hey do yk dylan c?
Yh he’s my ex, why?
Woah! Ur ex! Why did u let him go?
Bc I was young, naive, innocent, gullible, foolish-
Ok I get it. Do u miss him?
Sometimes. I Miss the way he smiled before he kissed me (that’s as my first kiss) and how his thumb would stroke my forehand when he held it in his own. But, life moves on if you find him, don’t let him go
Yh he’s my ex, why?
Woah! Ur ex! Why did u let him go?
Bc I was young, naive, innocent, gullible, foolish-
Ok I get it. Do u miss him?
Sometimes. I Miss the way he smiled before he kissed me (that’s as my first kiss) and how his thumb would stroke my forehand when he held it in his own. But, life moves on if you find him, don’t let him go
by Tessla_xtlg_03 December 9, 2023
Get the dylan cmug. Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious. He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfectly styled hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long.there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me Dylan has the best hands ever. the veins are perfectly placed and stick out the right amount.i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him.there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t have him in my life reassuring me about everything. he’s helped me overcome so many things and helps me in so many other ways. I love dylan
by yourfavpinklover December 9, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.
by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023
Get the Dylan James Edward Karnowmug.