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Dirty FastJack

When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth
Wow a dirty FastJack gets after it
by Benny157383 January 12, 2023
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dirty sioned

A big chested welsh whore that love anal, older men and the doggy position. Also love to sing so has a wide and deep throat.
That’s a dirty sioned right there.
I got with a dirty sioned last night.
by Chicken feet 88838 April 9, 2023
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Dirty Dagwood

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.
Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.
by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023
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Dirty Doc

Imagine you wake up with such a raging boner that your dick drills a hole in your bed. It felt good, did it? You have never came so fast from something so simple. Just you and your little hole in the bed. From now on this becomes your goal in life. You go home every day, going to sleep, just to fuck the tiny hole in the bed and fill your mattress with warm fresh cum. After a while it gets boring, you decide to experiment. You go out, buy the highest quality top notch lube. Back home. All excited like its your first day of school in first grade all over again. You get naked and go to your little hole in the bed. Its lubed up and it feels amazing, you couldn't wish for anything more in this life. Just when you are about to bust a nut enough to crusade the whole Europe and half of Asia, your dad busts into the room and catches u red handed. He knows what you are doing. He was young once. He had a hole in his bed as well. He sits down next to you, you are desperately trying to hide your immense boner while he talks you through how his hole in bed almost made him commit war crimes while both of you cry. Ingame.
Dirty Doc means sus man
by BikaBika September 25, 2023
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Dirty Triana

The coolest one in the Let's Laugh group ever! The most badass chick to ever grace the group with her most important presence. Sarcasm, snickety, dirty minded, and 'that's what she saids a plenty.'
That Dirty Triana posts the dankest memes!
by Treehighness November 8, 2020
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Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass
Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters
by DickLips11 November 18, 2020
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Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered
Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all
by It's only banter November 20, 2020
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