christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever

hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye

by prince ash May 9, 2022

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christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

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His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

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christian.

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33

christian. is the best person ever.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022

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legacy christian academy (frisco)

A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!

Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?

Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens

by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023

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