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Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.
"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"
by opsucks April 17, 2019
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Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
by shoelace June 24, 2019
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Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass
Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop
by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016
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alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.
Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.
by Rick0921 October 17, 2022
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alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
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Alabama whistle

When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.
Mean dirty Dave pulled a sweet Alabama whistle on that kid last night
by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025
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Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
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