Adam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. he probably does heroin and smokes a bunch of dope. is convinced he is the grim reaper himself and can decide who lives and who dies by writing their name on a wall. drug addict and alcoholic. mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. never knows how to fucking fix his septum ring and it gets on peoples nerves. cannot rap even though he’s thinks he can. he’s suicidal and might kill himself one day. he wants to be different so badly that he listens to artists, puts other people on to them, then completely stops listing to them. in his free time he likes to snort lines and walk around with his best friend. he’s an asshole and you should never involve yourself with him.

“wow adam’s a real dope head”

“i could tell because i watched him snort 7 lines”

by he should have killed me April 4, 2024

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Adam Hebert

He's the best friend you will ever have, when he is around. I don't recommend letting one go if you manage to find one. They are not likely to return. If'n you do find an Adam Hebert you can lure them in by sharing first thoughts. If well received, you will have friend for life.

I found an Adam Hebert down by the lake.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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Adam

Makes fun of girls for coughing, calling it hentai cough. Kinda mean but also sweet

Don't cough infront of Adam.

by Luluquin June 14, 2020

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Pulling an Adam

Pushing a train coach full of people society doesn't like into the sea. This is done out of pure hatred, malice, and revenge, but the people who inevitably perish have caused great physical and emotional harm to THE WORLD, so some view it as a horrific act of kindness.

If the Inspector ever takes the train, we may have to end up pulling an Adam.

by º November 13, 2020

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