doctor weed

The greatest Dr. there is. Listen up and take yo prescriptions.

Why did you smoke so much?

Doctor Weed wrote me a prescription.

by doctorweed January 16, 2015

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 7, 2022

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.

Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.

by Geroooo January 5, 2021