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Troll

A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.

Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.

Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.

The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”

You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
mugGet the Trollmug.

big fatass troll bitches

where can i find me some of them.. BIG fatass troll bitches
All i want for christmas is…… SOME BIG FATASS TROLL BITCHES
by i.define.stuff November 22, 2023
mugGet the big fatass troll bitchesmug.

Troll

A troll is Internet slang for a person who intentionally tries to instigate conflict, hostility, or arguments in an online social community.
I trolled the public by putting rickroll on a billboard
by @urmomgottrolled November 7, 2022
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Troll

Someone who acts immature almost as if they are 12 years old and tells white lies as if they are funny jokes. Sometimes they like to suck wiener.
Hey look it's a troll! Oh wait it's just Spencer H
by dldldld2 February 4, 2015
mugGet the Trollmug.

Troll

An individual obsessed with killing United Fleet miners, posting obnoxious gifs on discord, and otherwise annoying everyone online.
IA member Knifebeard is a troll who needs a hobby that doesn’t involve Star Trek Fleet Command.
by SFTCAnonymouse October 11, 2021
mugGet the Trollmug.

toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024
mugGet the toilet trollmug.

Troll

Another term for the police used in Florida. Also if someone is a known snitch or appears to come of as one, people might call them troll, similar to when people say that someone is “federal”.
1. “Damn bruh put the blunt out there go troll”

2. “Nah Ion fuck wit Travis, jit troll asf”
by idk89 February 24, 2024
mugGet the Trollmug.

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