Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."

by Geofftech March 25, 2021

The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.

Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!

by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016

frail old man

Joe Biden

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly

by Dic Evans March 2, 2023

Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.

My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.

by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020

unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016