Adam

He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person

Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great

by genius3762 May 12, 2025

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very smexy smart human

He looks like a Adam

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A bitch who makes you want to die. He's probably planning on making you feel like shit.

Person 1: my new boyfriend is called Adam
Person 2: god help you

by Flabbbydabbywiggywaggy January 30, 2020

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Saxophonist, and all around beautiful human being.

Adam folded the bag, hard.

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An extremely sexy ruggedly handsome man who pulls all of the spicy senoritas and the baddies. An alpha male in all aspects of the word and lowkey a playa.

Hey look how sexy that guy over there is.
Oh yeah I would smash any day.
His name is probably Adam due to the fact that he is An extremely sexy ruggedly handsome man who pulls all of the spicy senoritas and the baddies. An alpha male in all aspects of the word and lowkey a playa.

by anonymous October 10, 2021

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