A taylor is one of the best people you can come by in life. He’ll walk into your life at the right time and change your life for better. Dont ever take him for granted. They may not open up at first, but once they warm up to you, they’ll talk to you about everything and share anything with you. They’re genuinely amazing and deserve the world.
by Idekkkkkktbh November 7, 2021
Get the Taylormug. by dorothea13 November 2, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. by anonymous December 13, 2021
Get the caeden thomas taylormug. A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
Get the Taylor Midmug. by Holy.ground_xx December 5, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021
Get the Drunk Taylormug. Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.
I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.