sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Sexy frog

Wtf is wrong with you

Sexy Frog def: The meaning of witch sex with a frog in a tux

by Sexy frog mannnnn April 9, 2021

SEXY ELENA

Elena is the sexiest thing to come out of romania, can cause someone to have an organsm 1,736 miles away from you and is also the future wife of Olivia Callaghan and has sexy hands that Olivia wants to sit on xoxo

sexy elena needs to sit on my face

by Danish Slutttt March 8, 2022

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Sexy Jessie

A gay guy, who pretty much every girl wishes was straight cause he is so cute!

girl: You go to be Bi Sexy Jessie!
boy: *laughing*

girl: Im so serious im gonna turn you straight, fine self!

by Ash Ro March 11, 2012

big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

Sexy twin towers

You put your penis next to another man's to make it look like the twin towers and have a third penis be the plane and ram into the penises

Hey man you wanna go sexy twin towers with Muhammad

by [e-mail] December 15, 2023