road rules

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken

No more road rules!!!!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

road rules

The implied etiquette of driving one is expected to adhere to.

Man, that guy can't drive! He doesn't even know his basic road rules!

by Toraton July 27, 2003

road rules

kick ass show that puts a bunch of people in a winneabago and make them do stuff they'd never do in real life

Road Rules south pacific was crazy!

by stephanie Neubeck July 28, 2003

road rules

what?

what are road rules?

by Dan August 1, 2003

wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.

"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"

by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021