When you’re fucking a chick but imaging her to be a whale and resting your dick on her head as your cum shoots out.
by Cybermommy February 20, 2023
Get the Dirty Justinmug. Justin is a cool person who is a God at MLB. He is very cute and is very funny. He is so good at just dance, and is soooo amazing. He is very attractive and has such nice blue eyes. If you ever find a Justin, make sure to hang on to him because he is amazing.
by dbssb3273 August 17, 2021
Get the Justinmug.
Get the Justinmug. Justin is a mentally and physically weird. He loves to play sports and video games. He is a hardcore movie critic and will judge the deaths in horror movies. He loves to stay up and play on his mobile device. He will care about you if you care about him and have mutual respect. If you betray a justin he will ruin your life.
Friend1: (wakes up) who is texting me at 4 in the morning. Justin? What does he want now
(Picture of a spinning pizza)
Friend1: what is wrong with him
(Picture of a spinning pizza)
Friend1: what is wrong with him
by this random guy July 7, 2023
Get the justinmug. A nice person who is a friend for life. Is amazing at Soccer and has a large group of female friends. his girlfriend doesn't seem to mind because Justin does not cheat on woman and really values them and there opinions.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Justinmug. by Guy who is the smart October 17, 2017
Get the paulson justinmug. Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.
Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Justinmug.