penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016

Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 20, 2011

Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020