The Devils Joystick

Another name for a dick.

“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”

“Take a ride on the devils joystick”

by Devils joystick May 8, 2018

Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

Devil's spaghetti

The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads

How was your day yesterday

Good we did the devil's spaghetti

by L0cus.t December 21, 2021

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Deviling

When you to twist your pubic hair at opposite ends to make them look devil horns

are you ready?

Yeah, let me start deviling pubes real quick

by Ronald.j chanefeild April 3, 2021

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023

Devil Strip

(Noun, Archaic) Most often used by people who ride bikes to describe the part of the road that lies between the streetcar (aka tram, trolley) tracks. Scorchers & Wheelsmen (now: roadie & cyclist) originally rode here as it was the only paved part of the street. Now, because of the risk of crossing the tracks, one is lucky that they did not fall off their bicycle while manoeuvring to ride in this section of the street.

That truck was parked so poorly that I had to pass it in the devil strip.

by Matt Todd January 10, 2013