Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012