Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

Alabama Popcicle

While having intercouse when a woman is on her menstrual cycle the man/woman pulls the bloody penis out of the vagina and the woman begins oral sex.

This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.

Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.

Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.

by Jeb_bronson_633 August 1, 2025

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Alabama Landfill

A group of men turning their sisters into a giant cum dumpster. In short; an incest pool.

“Dude me and Roy did an Alabama Landfill with our sisters”

by Home sweet Florida February 18, 2020

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021

Alabama

The State Where You Can Date Your Couson And Not Get Arrested

people in alabama date their sisters

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021

Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.

Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro

by biorokky August 30, 2025