Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass

Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever

by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

pussy ass bitch

if you search hard enough you may come across a pussy ass bitch named kyla. could be hard because she never comes out of her house when she says she “big”. but i guarantee if you do come across a pussy ass bitch, you would knock it straight to the floor.

you know that girl kyla? she’s a pussy ass bitch.

by badassbitch11111111111 May 6, 2021

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

Side-Ass

Simliar to side-boob, but with ass...

"This tattoo is on their side-ass,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020