Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

National titty pic day

July 23

Person 1 its national titty pic day
Person 2 send titty pic
Person 1 send titty pic

by Addadhdqa July 23, 2021

National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

National Shoot Your Shot Day

July 24th is the day where you ask your crush out

Hey Jessica let’s go out it’s national shoot your shot day

by Masterkid4006 July 23, 2021

2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021