check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016

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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018

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uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi

That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night

by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

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piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022

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Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.

Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.

by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022

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