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Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)
I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.
by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022
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Lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
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Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!
David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!
by Scoot104 April 24, 2019
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Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot
Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: It's 19 duck ass.
by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023
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Bitch-Ass

A pussy who will make other people do funny and stupid shit. However, when anyone asks them to do something funny and stupid, they pussy out.
Soren, "I just fought Tiger and he's 20 pounds more then me, so Tiger fight Tyler."
Tiger, "I aint doing that he's twenty pounds more then me."
Anthony, "Tiger, you a bitch-ass."
by Ring-Leader December 3, 2017
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass
Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn
by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022
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