FFS day

The official day to fuck your friends sister.

On November,22 is National FFS day

Me:Hey bro wheres your sister.

My friend:idk why?

Me:Dont you know today is national FFS day

by Dxddycolt34 November 21, 2019

Green Day

35 year old band that are actually good
wrote albums American Idiot and Dookie
consists of members: Billie Joe Armstrong, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt

Person 1: yo have you ever heard of green day
Person 2: no who tf are they
Person 1: what

by dxibolical August 18, 2024

National Day to show love

Today show me that you love me and tell me how much you care even if it's only a moment

National Day to show love is April 30

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

National Edge Day

Every February 5th, everyone will be edge constantly even in places where you cannot edge in.

Luis: Yo Dylan do you know about National Edge Day? It's in February 5th!

Dylan: Really? I'ma start edge maxing all day.

by tjib February 2, 2024

International stop cutting day

On December 1 just tell anyone that you love that everything gonna be ok!

Person1- “why are you so happy today?”
Person2- “It’s International Stop Cutting day!”

by 7:$:?:)373$2!2! November 5, 2021

opposite day

day where thing said are opposite march third

"i hate you mom"
"dont say that"
"its opposite day mom"

by Poop Fartius March 3, 2022