Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

Dick-Sleeve

When your friend is acting out of line and you don’t what else to call them.

“Hey dude! Can you just stop being a Dick-Sleeve for once!”

Them: “What is a Dick-Sleeve anyway!!!”

Me: “You! You are! So stop it!”

by Knightbright and Turok May 10, 2021

nigga dick

u e s

nigga dick

by ues pro May 11, 2021

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021