by Jjvv September 13, 2017
Get the Ass treatmug. Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
Get the Ass Chaffmug. by Iron spidei January 4, 2019
Get the Patrick Kent is a bitch assmug. I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023
Get the Muthafucking stupid ass goofymug. when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
by sniffxy August 26, 2023
Get the shut yo bum ass upmug. Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
by definitely not ira March 7, 2021
Get the National send your boyfriend an ass pic daymug. A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022
Get the Goat Assmug.