January

January is the month when you can take a break from NNN and jerk off as much as you want and you can slap all hoe's asses

Friend 1 : Oh two months ago NNN was very hard I couldn't even slap any asses

Friend 2 : It's January my friend it's your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is

Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden

by XenxBTW January 13, 2021

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021

January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.

Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.

by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023

January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day

"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"

by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025

January 5th

Flirt with your friends

On January 5th tell all your friends "Wassup bae" In a flirty way

by Yourfavoritenigg3r January 3, 2022