by Cincy December 30, 2007
Get the golden bearmug. When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
Get the Panda Bearmug. A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.
In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become
attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals
And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become
attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals
And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
by micholobeman123 April 4, 2010
Get the Hoe bearmug. A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying
by Asap_dopebunni October 10, 2015
Get the Pooh bearmug. This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009
Get the Bear Monkeymug. by imhappyurlivingbabe May 17, 2018
Get the Boo Bearmug. A little bit.
by BroveTim April 18, 2009
Get the lil bearmug.