by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020
Get the High dive off the short busmug. by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019
Get the A Few Players Shortmug. Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
Get the Glory shortsmug. What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Get the Half Shortsmug. When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024
Get the The short burst squirtmug. by Justjesus October 1, 2022
Get the Kick short people octobermug. “Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joemug.