Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.

"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"

by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021

Pout Pee

When you use peeing as an excuse to escape a situation in which you're under attack or uncomfortable

Hey guys where's Dave?
We were calling him a lil bitch so he's pout peeing?

by Mule Deer Sniper July 26, 2021

Pee

Pee pee on cacee in Pee pee cacaLand

Today i went peepee on cacee in peepee CacaLand

by PoopyPossum August 17, 2022

pee

its pee

mr 123456789101112 said he had pee left when he was blowing up the bank

by ItzRahooha July 11, 2025

colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

Pee Pee Treat

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.

Person 1: Hey, I gave Beth a Pee Pee Treat and she actually ate it.

Person 2: She must not know what's in those things.

by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016

peeing

when you drink a lot of water and don't make it to potty

jimmy: look billy is peeing his pants
billy: it is not funny

by brave as ever January 26, 2021