man job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'

jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.

bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.

tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!

bob: OWWW! not in my eye!

by fuckertheduckerwholikestotruck April 17, 2009

Smoke Job

Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.

Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

by thisismyrealname;) May 9, 2011

Flow Job

A Flow Job is one of a Flow of Jobs that you got from a great source of extra work.

I just got my first 5 Star Flow Job.
or
I could do with a Flow Job to earn more money.
or
What you need is a Flow Job!

by StreetmasterJ January 13, 2011

italian job

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.

Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..

by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003

rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.

Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H September 1, 2005

choke job

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.

Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!

by jon rucini November 10, 2007

Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010