by Conzo November 24, 2021
Get the Ryans hair linemug. When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021
Get the Crusty Linemug. Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
Get the Chameleon Linemug. The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
by Teapotz September 29, 2012
Get the Creep Linemug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025
Get the Brooklyn 99 ICONIC lines that sound 10X better based on delivery | Brooklyn Nine-Ninemug. <.0.6.7.6.0.>Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom JOse RObles>Has Power Over THe robles family lineage and line<.0.6.7.6.0.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom JOse RObles>Has Power Over THe robles family lineage and line<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. .9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025
Get the .9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.mug.