jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.

"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "

by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jew saggin

When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack

Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker

by Hardcorenutslap666911 April 20, 2018

gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.

"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"

by Churgerman November 28, 2023

The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.

Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025